Can you survive the ride?
You're in an Uber. Your phone shows Google Maps. Then the popup ads start. Close them before they block your screen and crash the ride. Give your driver directions — or face the consequences.
Free to play · iPhone · iOS 15+
How It Works
Your screen is a battlefield between GPS navigation and corporate greed. Master both or crash trying.
A real Google Maps-style navigation view. Your driver needs turn-by-turn directions at every intersection. Read the map, pick the right turn.
Popup ads attack your screen nonstop. Each type has a different close mechanic — tap, swipe, find the hidden X, wait for skip, scroll to reject.
Your ride is 69 minutes long. The ETA counts down. Survive the full trip to win. Most players don't make it past 10 minutes.
Pick the wrong direction or run out of time? 5 ads spawn instantly AND you lose health. Your driver will also roast you.
Chain ad closes for multipliers. Speed bonuses for quick taps. Compete against your best distance, score, and combo streak.
"Your left elbow could be worth THOUSANDS" — "HOT SINGLES IN YOUR CAR want to discuss extended warranties" — 50+ unique parody ads.
8 Unique Ad Types
Not just "tap X" — every ad requires a different strategy to dismiss.
Easy
Tap the X. Simple. But they pile up fast.
Medium
Two X buttons — one real, one fake. Pick wrong and 2 more ads spawn.
Medium
Can't tap it — you have to swipe. Tapping does nothing.
Hard
Wait 3 real seconds for the skip button to appear. Then tap skip.
Hard
Giant CLAIM button is a trap. The real X is 12 pixels wide. Good luck.
Hard
"Accept All" spawns more ads. Scroll down to find "Reject All" in tiny gray text.
Easy
Tap anywhere to dismiss. But it blocks the map while you read "Your car is UGLY."
Rare
No X for 3 seconds. Then it appears in a random corner. Terrifying.
Driver Commentary
Wrong turns trigger roast lines. The driver doesn't hold back.
Free on the App Store. Android coming soon.
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